See what greeted Dad when he was at work today- the long lost Weinermobile! Dad was shocked, especially since he just finished paying off the insurance bill for its loss! Now we know where Francine and Ernestine have been hiding- they must have run out of gas right near St Louis and never heard that the DWM had moved here two months ago! When Dad went over to retrieve the keys, the girls took off again screaming and howling their lungs off- where will they next appear? Will they disrupt the wedding?
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| MIA- reported stolen! |
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| The culprits |
Well, we just about danced our paws off at the Valentine's Day Dance. Ginger and Tasha were well looked after by their beau, Shiloh, who everbuddy knows was the Beagle who won Best of Show at Westminster several years ago. (He has been living incognito since then). Anna Rose and her luv, Max, cuddled the night away under the disco ball, and later in the Weinermobile. Amber and her beaus, Chip and Thai, led the way with the conga line and then hit the bars for Cheetohs and beers, plus lots of hot dogs to keep up their strength! AFterwards, the weinermobiles were full of partiers getting ready to go home- Sagira and Bokeh joined us, Puddles made a quick stop with her beau to stock up on Cheetohs for the drive home (PUDDLES, we did not know that Cheetohs were a controlled substance or that SARGE would give you a ticket- our bad!) The Furst Family of Blogville stopped by for hot dogs and ERnie had his furst beer, but DON'tT TELL FRANKIE!!!! We had to make a pit stop along the way and when we all returned from visitng our favorite trees- a Weinermobile had been stolen! Shiloh, GInger, and Tasha had to squeexe in with Amber, Chip and Thai, and we were off in pursuit. (Anna Rose and Max decided to stay at the rest stop and wait for the police- )
We could see a red long haired head hanging out of the window, waving a suspiciously large disco ball and screaming her head off- Then we could see the driver's head- black and tan long fur, covered with flowers- FRANCINE AND ERNESTINE had struck- Last sighting of the Weinermobile and the disco ball was near No More Leans. WE hope that they enjoy their ill gotten gains! That was the WEinermobile that still had beer, hot dogs and Cheetohs stocked!
Well, at least Amber Da Weenie got to drive her Weinermobile home. Now Chip has to finish cleaning thee two remaining ones out and explain to Oscar Mayer what happened to the third- maybe Sarge and Zona can go on a road trip to No More Leans to recover the stolen property? At least PUDDLES has not been implicated in this horrendous crime!
Amber, are you ready yet? The Limos are here! You get to choose ours, then Anna will pick hers and then Ginger, Tasha and Shiloh will ride off into the sunset in the third!
LOVE, Chip and Thai
PEE ESSSS- We have hot dogs, Cheetohs and Beer inside for everyone!
