Now that Frankie Furter is off the market, what is Ginger supposed to do? What about Thai and Chip? Are there any lonely dachshunds or other canines who really want to be Valentine's with us? Mom says that we can't just pine away from lack of canine love. Anyone? I know that Ginger loves Baxter and that Chip loves Twix, but Thai is playing the field. (Twix and Baxter don't know these secrets yet, so shhhhhhhh!!!!) Thai and Chip are even willing to let Mom and Dad give them baths, and Ginger will have hers solo, just the girls, for their spa time, complete with lavender shampoo.
And since our Mom is Irish and Dad Irish by marriage, what about St. Patrick's Day?