OMD! DO you know what WHN did today? She needs her meds NOW!!!! She BROKE her JANOME sewing machine one day after she broke her BabyLock! AND her Singer that was handed down to her by Aunt Regina is also broken (it broke last year and was supposed to go to the shop for repairs when Dad got a new job, but since we moved here, WHN put it off until January or February) . Chip and I are packed and heading out for New York right now! The HBO, Showtime and Cinemax words were too much for my poor little ears- what am I supposed to do? We are starting to think that WHN is jinxing everything! HELP!!!!! And, she was almost done with her entry for Friday- somehow she is going to take a picture of an unfinished pillow/table topper, and expect everyone to use their imaginations- Puleeze!
Updated 0614 CST- Dad went into work early today and when WHN lamented over her broken machines, he suggested that she do some HOUSEWORK! We told Dad that he hates sleeping on the couch and so do we- you should have seen the look WHN gave him! First it was the stunned look that Ralphie gave Santa in "A Christmas Story" about getting a football for Christmas. THEN you should have seen the dirty look she gave him- we ran and hid in the sewing room until we knew it was safe to come out! The "H" word is even worse than an HBO word to WHN! Now look what you have done Dad- we have to be home with her all day while you are running the Metro signals department in St Louis! HELP!!!!!
10 comments:
You all better stay away from her for a while or you might find your selves broked.
Blessings,
Goose
Bwhahahahaha...sorry I not means to laugh but I do believes WHN and my Kerazy Lady do be related. Mum had to haves an emergency root canal on Monday and then her broked da dishwasher yesterday and her still dealin' with her elbow and back.
Is there room fur me to go to Ms. Cindy's withs ya'll?
Puddles
Bwhahahahaha...sorry I not means to laugh but I do believes WHN and my Kerazy Lady do be related. Mum had to haves an emergency root canal on Monday and then her broked da dishwasher yesterday and her still dealin' with her elbow and back.
Is there room fur me to go to Ms. Cindy's withs ya'll?
Puddles
Oh dear....try to keep calm and carry on...xoxo Chloe and LadyBug
Run Tasha & Chip, run.....
I know that Aunt Cindy will welcome you both with open arms. She has such a beautiful house, but just wait until you see her back yard! Holy Guacamole Tasha, you won't believe how BIG and BEAUTIFUL it is! You can just run and run and like run for miles back there. It's a big free-for-all there.
When you get there, give them all a BIG hug from me please.
Hugs,
Lily Belle (Soul Sister)
p.s. if you need to make a stop over in Florida along the way, just let me know. I'll pick you up at the Amtrac Station right in town.
We only live 3.5 hours away from you...I goggled it so I can just drive down with mean ole cat dietzman as my guide (cos i am blind) and pick you guys up! You can visit our house, where mom does do her housework, and dad messes it allllll up everytime he cooks bacon, which is ALOT!!! P.S. mom wanted me to ask your mom if she knows anything about the st. louis senior dog project...she can private message her on facebook ...thanks stella rose
Forget the couch he may need to install a dog house.
It looks like our house might turn into a dachsie haven for those needing to get away from kerazy ladies and HBO word spewing moms! BOL! Everyone is welcome (even you Puddles). We have lots of room and Millie would love some play mates.
The door is always open.
Aunt Cindy
Oh goodness
Here's what the WDA does when momma is having a "meltdown" time. 1. stay out of her way. 2. be very quiet. 3. do adorable things that she can see out of the corner of her eye that make her smile. 4. love her.
Hope all of the sewing machine demons are sent running and the machines start sewing again soon.
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