Wednesday, March 24, 2010

PSALM 2009

Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog .....
And Obama was a tree.


Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Well now!! I think this is totally funny. I'm even thinking that if Obama read it he would even laugh!!

Agnes B. Bullock said...

Doubtful- he doesn't have a sense of humor. Socialists and Communists don't

Lori said...

Who's this Obama fellow? He doesn't sound like any doxie I know. Stopped by to say HI. . .

Woof Y'all,