Wednesday, July 2, 2014

The Treasure of Squeaky Toy Island, Chapter 2!!!!

The Treasure of Squeaky Toy Island
Chapter 2

“A squeaky toy?”, Tasha asked.

“No”, Puddles said. “Looks like a wait, two bones........and they're milk bones, and there's a dachsie skull on top of them.”

“Floating in the water?”

“Flying on the mast.”

“The Jolly Rrrrrrroger?”

“And we know what that means.”

They looked at each other, and said, “Captain Snoopy!”

Suddenly, pretty far off, came what sounded like a yip. Puddles looked out to sea, and could faintly make out what looked like another ship. And on the prow was what looked like an open-mouthed dachshund, teeth bare, tongue ready to lick to death all who got in its way.

As the ship drew closer, they could make out the silhouette of a furry dachshund, holding a round shield and sporting a pointy brass helmet adorned with some pretty big horns. As the moon poked out through the storm clouds, they could see his fur was a deep shade of red.

Tasha and Puddles looked at each other, and said, “Captain Snoopy's in trouble.”

Puddles then looked at her beer cooler, and said, “So am I. I knew I should have made deer smorgasbord!”

Trouble was putting it mildly. Aboard the Rawhide, Captain Snoopy had mustered all paws on the quarterdeck, and had doused all lights. In the gloom, he could hear the barks and howls, and fearing that Ernie the Red would follow the sound, he whispered, “Avast there mateys. He'll not find us in the dark.”

Suddenly, the Weinerking longship was bathed in orange torch glow from stem to stern. Not only could Ernie see them, they could see him.

Frankie turned to Captain Snoopy and said, “Any more bright ideas?”

“I could be wrong, you know”, Captain Snoopy answered.

From the longship, they could hear a voice bellow, “Heave to and hand over the squeky toys, or we'll board ye!”

Frankie turned to Captain Snoopy, and said, “Think he means it?”

“Nay! Hey, Ernie the Red, you can't be boardin' us!”

“Why not? The water's not so deep, and we can all swim!”

Frankie started to shake. “He's right, Cap'n.”
“Sure 'tis a bluff. If they jump in the water, their torches will go out.”

Just then, a torch came flying through the air, and landed on deck. As the crew struggled to douse the flames, Captain Snoopy yelled, “If ye burn us down, your plunder will go down with the ship, and be lost forever to Davy Bones!”

“Nay, Captain”, Ernie said. “Squeaky toys float.”

“He has a point, Cap'n”, Frankie said.

“Pipe down, or I'll clap ye in irons.”

From the Crows' Nest, navigator Muffin called out, “Land Ho!”

Everyone looked. Bowsun Frankie scowled. “Blue Platinum Rock! We've got the Wienerkings out for plunder, and the furmaids trying to lure us to certain satiation and drunkenness on the shoal. We're finished! And we'll have a terrible hangover in the morning.”

“I said Pipe down”, Captain Snoopy said. “I've got me an idea. Mateys, lend me ye floppy ears.”


Kinley Westie said...

Hmmm, wonder what Cap'n Snoopy's idea are.

Lovable Lily said...

And the story get's deeper and deeper..... We just know we'll all be OK with Captain Snoopy!

Lily Belle & Muffin

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Agnes & Geoff

Brilliant!! There will be another chapter we hope. Thanks so much for organizing such a wonderful event. I was up until 1 am reading posts.

I hide the leftover grog from Ernie & Prissy, so stop over later and we'll have a toast for a job well done.

God Bless......Sarah

Sheltie Times said...

Things don't sound good. I can't believe we have to wait to find out what happens next.

Scooter said...

Wow, this is such a cool story! I can't wait to see if Ernie the Red manages to float away with the stuffies. I bet Capn Snoopy will save the day.
Thanks again for hosting this great event. Frankie is thrilled and I loved every creative post.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

QUICK..... everybuddy... LIFT YOUR LEGS on that TORCH or we will be in the DRINK fur SURE.

OMD this is BRILLIANT... we are LOVING IT... NOW we are all on the edges of our Cliner Chairs... waiting fur the NEXT installment..
Somebuddy MUST foil Ernie the RED's attempt to steal the Stuffies.

Anonymous said...

that's fabulous! It would be a great story for a real book! I can't wait to hear more

Two French Bulldogs said...

I'll clap yer irons, BOL
Lily & Edward

Jans Funny Farm said...

Don't let them steal your squeaky toys!

Thanks so much for organizing yesterday's pirate tribute to Frankie. We enjoyed being a part of it.

Idaho PugRanch said...

OMD ! OMD! this is soo exciting!
There will be another chapter won't there??

Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

After the squeaky toys, those are evil!

Little Miss Titch said...

oh this is so exciting,sounds like you need some help from some bunnies we not into squeeky toys so they won't lur us!xxx Capt'n Speedy of the SS Speedy