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Friday, February 13, 2015
WHN Healing Nicely
WHN had surgery today, and she came through it with flying colors (mostly black and blue). She should be coming home sometime tomorrow. Thanks to all of Blogville for your support
Wednesday, February 11, 2015
The Wild Blue, Black and Tan Yonder (not necessarily in that order)
Chapter 4
"Blogville tower, this is Camel three zero zero, requesting flyby, over!"
"Negative Camel three zero zero, the pattern is full!"
Shiloh smiled and said, "That sounds like Baxter! Time to Buzz the tower!"
He swooped down, and gunned up the engine.
Down in Blogville Airport, Baxter was sitting beside the control tower window, showing his stuffed mallard all the different types of planes coming in, and munching on his snackilicious gummi worms.
They watched a small twin-engine airliner descending, and Baxter held up Duck-Duck, and said, "Look, there's a DC-3."
Suddenly, they heard a loud engine, coming closer, and closer. Baxter looked up, saw a green biplane, and said, "And that plane coming towards us is a Sopwith Camel.........Coming towards us?!! Hit the deck!" He then grabbed Duck-Duck, and dove to the ground, spilling his snackilicious gummi worms all over the floor. Angrily, he bit into Duck-Duck, and growled.
The small biplane was about to crash through the window, when it very suddenly swerved upward and went into a steep climb. Over the radio, Baxter heard a voice say, "Hey little buddy! Remember your old pal Shiloh?"
Baxter growled again.
By now, the Badyear Blimp had landed, and Shasta and Tasha had just climbed up into the control car to wait for Snoopy, who was still discussing the game with Easy.
Tasha gazed in awe at the digital electronic control panel, sat in the pilot seat, and said, "What do all these things do?"
Shasta squinted at the panel, and said, "Those are the radar screens, and here's the anemometer, that tells wind speed, and that's the altimeter, that tells how high you are, see, it says zero right now. And those are the engine throttles........."
At that moment, up at the nose, Puddles, Francine, and Ernestine were looking up at the mooring mast. Francine saw the ladder, and said, "I'm not going up there."
"Me either", said Ernestine.
"You guys are such puppies", Puddles said, climbing up the ladder.
Suddenly, they heard a siren, and spied Sarge driving down the field. Francine looked up the ladder, and said, "Well, what are we waiting for?"
"Let's go", Ernestine yelled.
They all scrambled up the mooring mast.
"Blogville tower, this is Camel three zero zero, requesting flyby, over!"
"Negative Camel three zero zero, the pattern is full!"
Shiloh smiled and said, "That sounds like Baxter! Time to Buzz the tower!"
He swooped down, and gunned up the engine.
Down in Blogville Airport, Baxter was sitting beside the control tower window, showing his stuffed mallard all the different types of planes coming in, and munching on his snackilicious gummi worms.
They watched a small twin-engine airliner descending, and Baxter held up Duck-Duck, and said, "Look, there's a DC-3."
Suddenly, they heard a loud engine, coming closer, and closer. Baxter looked up, saw a green biplane, and said, "And that plane coming towards us is a Sopwith Camel.........Coming towards us?!! Hit the deck!" He then grabbed Duck-Duck, and dove to the ground, spilling his snackilicious gummi worms all over the floor. Angrily, he bit into Duck-Duck, and growled.
The small biplane was about to crash through the window, when it very suddenly swerved upward and went into a steep climb. Over the radio, Baxter heard a voice say, "Hey little buddy! Remember your old pal Shiloh?"
Baxter growled again.
By now, the Badyear Blimp had landed, and Shasta and Tasha had just climbed up into the control car to wait for Snoopy, who was still discussing the game with Easy.
Tasha gazed in awe at the digital electronic control panel, sat in the pilot seat, and said, "What do all these things do?"
Shasta squinted at the panel, and said, "Those are the radar screens, and here's the anemometer, that tells wind speed, and that's the altimeter, that tells how high you are, see, it says zero right now. And those are the engine throttles........."
At that moment, up at the nose, Puddles, Francine, and Ernestine were looking up at the mooring mast. Francine saw the ladder, and said, "I'm not going up there."
"Me either", said Ernestine.
"You guys are such puppies", Puddles said, climbing up the ladder.
Suddenly, they heard a siren, and spied Sarge driving down the field. Francine looked up the ladder, and said, "Well, what are we waiting for?"
"Let's go", Ernestine yelled.
They all scrambled up the mooring mast.
Sunday, February 8, 2015
Wednesday, February 4, 2015
The Wild Blue, Black, and Tan Yonder (not necessarily in that order)
Chapter 3
As the Badyear Blimp lifted into the
air, Sarge was driving up to the Weinermobile in his pawlice cruiser.
Skidding to a stop, he hopped out, and
said, “All right in there, I got you cornered. Throw out the
Cheetos, and come out with your paws up!”
Nothing happened. Sarge jumped out of
the cruiser, approached the wiener-shaped vehicle, and said, “You
three are in a heap of trouble. Grand theft auto, shoplifting,
speeding, disturbing the peace, littering, and unauthorized use of a
trademark! Now, out!”
Tasha watched the blimp fly overhead,
and said, “What time is your train?”
Shasta checked her paw watch. “'Bout
three more hours.”
“How long is the game?”
“'Bout two hours, but the blimp is
due back before the last quarter. So we should get an hour to ride.
Don't take it so hard. Shiloh will be back late tonight. We can all
go to the Pugs' Ahoy when we get back.”
Tearfully, Tasha looked skyward, and
said, “I know.”
High above Squeaky Toy Stadium, Snoopy
looked out the front window of the blimp, and shielded his eyes as
they momentarily headed into the sun. A few seconds later, Easy heard
something in his headset, tapped Snoopy on the shoulder, and said,
“They're doing the coin toss now, we'll need to descend so I can
get the shot with the blimp cam.”
“Copy that”, Snoopy said. “Hang
on, we're going in.”
Snoopy pushed the wheel forward, and
watched his altimeter fall. Easy looked through the viewfinder, and
said, “About twenty more feet, and I'll have the
shot............fifteen...........ten.........got it. Hover here for
the next few minutes.”
“Copy that.”
Snoopy throttled down on the engines,
then reversed them to hold his position. Easy kept his eye in the
viewfinder, and said, “How's the wind speed?”
“Nearly calm.”
“Hold her right here, I'm going for
the shot.”
Sarge crept up to the driver side door
of the Wienermobile, and yanked it open. He then jumped inside, and
said, “End of the line, ladies!”
Silence. He looked around the Cheetos
bag-littered cab, but saw no signs of fur. Disgusted, he stepped back
out into the sunlight, threw his hat to the ground, and said, “Son
of a-”
Abruptly, he stopped, and noticed
something on the ground. Paw prints. Three sets of paw prints. And
they led in the direction of the airfiled.
Running back to the cruiser, he
grabbed the radio mic, and said, “Sierra Tango three five to
dispatch, I want an all paws bulletin out on three suspects, all
female dachsies. First one is red smooth-furred female, answers to
Puddles. Second is black and tan long fur, answers to name of
Francine. Third is red long fur, and answers to Ernestine. All three were
last seen heading west on airport service road in stolen Wienermobile.
Stolen vehicle has been located at end of service road, all suspects
have fled scene. May be planning to skip town. Be advised we may need
to notify the FBI, the TSA, the State Police, and Oscar Meyer!”
At the other side of the airfield,
Ernestine peeked out through a slit in the door of the old blimp
hangar, and said, “It looks like the coast is clear.”
“That won't last”, Francine said.
“With that pawball game going on, everybody is going to be looking
for the Wienermobile. We might as well steal Santa Paws' sleigh on
Christmas Eve.”
“Hey it wasn't my idea to steal the
Weinermobile”, Ernestine said. “We know who to thank for that,
don't we.”
Angrily, they glared at Puddles.
Undaunted, she said, “That's why I did it. Nobody expects us to do
something that stupid.........uh, let me rephrase that. Nobody thinks
we'd steal the Weinermobile with everybody looking.”
“You also didn't make sure we had
enough gas”, Ernestine said. “And now that we're at the airport,
we're really in trouble. There's a fence around the whole perimeter,
and every way out is guarded. How are we going to get out?”
“There's only one way”, Puddles
said.
“What's that?”, Francine asked.
“Oh my dog!” Ernestine said.
“She's looking straight up.”
“Oh no”, Francine said. “We are not stealing a plane.”
“Not a plane”, Puddles said. “But
you're getting warmer.”
Monday, February 2, 2015
FFI: How they were
http://rorate-caeli.blogspot.com/2015/02/rorate-exclusive-video-of-franciscans.html
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